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Post by fearless on May 1, 2011 12:23:59 GMT -5
Dear Jude,
Will you please stop falling asleep on the upper level and rolling off the small ledge I had to leave for Zoey, since she refuses to use the tunnel, and falling to make loud noises that makes mommy run from the bedroom to check on you, therefor tripping on every single one of Demi's toys and in the end stubbing her already poorly healed toe on the vaccum cleaner.
Thanks
Love Mom.
[[Your turn, post your Dear Ferret letters.]]
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Post by angelfish on May 1, 2011 12:55:55 GMT -5
Dear Pita,
Please stop chewing on all your nice bedding. I leave you chew toys, bones, and wings but you ignore them in favor of the soft cat bed or the square hanging bed I made for you. I try to tire you out and put you to bed after you fall asleep in my arms but yet I find you chewing on your nice new bed while your brother and sister sleep peacefully inside. Please chew on your bones or your jerky (which I know you've stashed somewhere I can't find).
Love Mom.
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Post by fearless on May 1, 2011 13:00:27 GMT -5
Good one Angel! Silly ferrets.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2011 13:10:39 GMT -5
Dear Dixie,
Please stop pooping on your sisters' favorite sleep spot. I understand that you have a personal vendetta against litter boxes (though for what reason I don't know), but it isn't fair to Pixie and Trixie. Please try the litter box out; it really is a nice place to potty. I clean it twice a day so your little feet don't get dirty.
Love,
Mom
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2011 13:29:12 GMT -5
Dear Trinity,
Please stop pulling all my d*mn books off the bookshelf. You cannot eat the leather and I promise there is no hidden treasure stashed away behind them.
Also, please stop laying IN the food dish to eat. Chicken guts are not very becoming on you.
Love you!
Mommy
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Post by fearless on May 1, 2011 13:37:08 GMT -5
Haha love em guys! I thought this would be a neat idea.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2011 13:47:40 GMT -5
Dear Sophie Ann,
Human flesh is not food... it is not polite to chomp on any visible peice of skin to draw blood.
That is all
Thankyou
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2011 13:48:15 GMT -5
Dear Kiki,
Please stop trying to help me clean out the cage. I cannot pour the litter with you in the bag or with you standing in the tray. I cannot sweep up if you're wrestling the brush and please stop purposefully trying to be sucked up by the hoover.
xxx
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2011 15:00:08 GMT -5
Dear Asher,
Seriously?
Love, mom
(for those of you who are familiar with Asher)
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Post by Sherry on May 1, 2011 15:20:51 GMT -5
Dear Suki, Please stop trying to climb all the sheers on the windows. You really don't need to run along the curtain rod, and trying to get you before you fall makes for an interesting time! Dear Willow, Please stop climbing on the FN's to check out either Athena, or Lucrezia. They REALLY don't like you, and trying to stop them from attempting to pull you into their cage by your feet is NOT a fun thing  |
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2011 15:24:24 GMT -5
Dear Pooka,
could you please, please, PLEASE stop climbing up to the tippy top of your cage, and knocking everything off of it? I know you think you're king off the cage, but mommy gets tired of cleaning up the mess on the floor when you're done.
Love you, momma
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2011 15:25:56 GMT -5
HAHA!
Willow and pooka need to go on a date. They could go cage climbing!
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Post by shilohismygirl on May 1, 2011 15:30:42 GMT -5
Dear Fiddler, please share your livers. If you cannot share them, then the least you can do is NOT try to drag them down the fn stairs. The bowl never stays upright, not that you seem to care.
Love, Mom
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Post by therippletide on May 1, 2011 17:04:17 GMT -5
Dear Rip,
Please stop redecorating my room with the trash I so carefully put in the garbage bags. Not only does it make crossing the room a game of hopscotch, it also causes the pups to have a near breakdown over all the rawhide wrappers scattered across the floor.
Love
Mom
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2011 17:06:30 GMT -5
Sophie Ann is an everything and anything climber too....
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