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Post by miamiferret2 on Mar 20, 2011 10:57:34 GMT -5
BTW, he sold the Cardboard Box this morning. He's a great salesman. Granted, he's a little pushy and he looks like a weasel but he can be very charming.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2011 11:35:57 GMT -5
you guys are hilarious !!
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Post by miamiferret2 on Mar 20, 2011 19:04:43 GMT -5
he came home from work, took off his "tie" (his little red bell collar), popped open a beer and said "PHEW! mommy it was a tough day at the card board box lot today. but i managed to sell a wysong clunker to an older ferret couple. the husband i guess had insulinoma and was drooling all over himself and the wife had cataracts and wardenburg so it worked out real well. i wonder if they even made it home in that thing...yep....ahhhh! all in a day's work!...now where's my soup! i'm starvin to death!"
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Post by katt on Mar 20, 2011 21:12:38 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2011 21:14:46 GMT -5
x100
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Post by Sherry on Mar 20, 2011 23:42:10 GMT -5
OMG!!! Too funny ;D
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Post by miamiferret2 on Mar 21, 2011 10:22:15 GMT -5
Sadly, Sonny was fired from the used Cardboard Box lot today because the manager (an old albino ferret named "Bernie" who has yellow teeth, a big bald spot from adrenal disease and a bad comb-over) caught him sleeping in one of the boxes. it's a good thing Sonny still lives with his parents and we still buy his food, pay for his health insurance, etc.
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Post by katt on Mar 22, 2011 13:46:44 GMT -5
Poor old Sonny. He'll never get a girlfriend now!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2011 13:51:35 GMT -5
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