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Post by Sherry on Dec 24, 2019 19:27:14 GMT -5
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cockneyferret
Adolescent Member
Raw and Whole Prey Feeder
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Post by cockneyferret on Dec 25, 2019 1:18:31 GMT -5
Took me a moment to spot. Happy holidays to you also.
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Post by unclejoe on Dec 26, 2019 19:53:24 GMT -5
nobody posted this classic, so I'll post it belatedly Enjoy
How to Wrap a Christmas Present....with the aide of a ferret...
Place gift, tape, ribbon, scissors, and wrapping paper on floor. Chase ferret after she has stolen the tape. Retrieve the tape from behind the bedroom dresser. Chase ferret as she drags scissors across the room. Place gift, tape, ribbon and scissors back on the floor. Remove ferret from gift box, pick up wrapping paper. Remove ferret from gift box Remove ferret from gift box Close gift box and seal with tape while balancing ferret on your back Remove ferret from the middle of the gift wrap and reroll it. Remove ferret from the middle of the gift wrap and reroll it. Place wrapping paper under package and attempt to close paper around it. Remove ferret from between the package and the wrapping paper. Seal ends of wrapping paper around package. Find the end of the ribbon and follow it under the bed and behind the chest of drawers. Unwind ribbon from around ferret Place ferret outside bedroom door and quickly slam door. Finish wrapping gift, praying giftee is not allergic to small mammals. Place gift under tree only to discover that all the gift bags have been raided of their contents...play scavenger hunt for the rest of the day.
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Post by Charlie on Dec 27, 2019 19:26:59 GMT -5
Happy Holidays!! That was a very cute picture Sherry!
Also a funny gift wrapping situation that I can see happening to many, unclejoe!
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